[verse]
Cm G# D# D# A#/D
Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
Cm G# A# D#/A# A#
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
G#dim7
Things have been OK for me
Cm Cm7/A# F7/A
except that I'm a zombie now
A#
I really wish you'd let us in
G# D# G7 Cm (D#)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
G# D# G7 Cm (D#)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
G#
But here's an FYI:
G#m
You're all gonna die screaming
[chorus]
D# D# A# A# G# G# A# A#
All we want to do is eat your brains
D# D# A# A# G#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
D# D# A# A# G# G# A# A#
All we want to do is eat your brains
Cm Cm Gm Gm G#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
G# D# Fm7
If you open up the doors
G# D# G# A#
We'll all come inside and eat your
D#
brains
[verse]
Cm G# D# A#/D
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Cm G# A# D#/A# A#
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
G#dim7
Maybe that's OK for now but
Cm Cm7/A# F7/A
someday you'll be out of food and guns
A#
And then you'll have to make the call
G# D# G7 Cm (D#)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
G# D# G7 Cm (D#)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
G#
But Tom, that's what I do,
G#m
and I plan on eating you slowly
[chorus]
D# D# A# A# G# G# A# A#
All we want to do is eat your brains
D# D# A# A# G#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
D# D# A# A# G# G# A# A#
All we want to do is eat your brains
Cm Cm Gm Gm G#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
G# D# Fm7
If you open up the doors
G# D# G# A#
We'll all come inside and eat your
D#
brains
[bridge]
F# A#dim7 E
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
Em B
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
F# A#dim7 G#m
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
D#
I guess I am
[solo]
D# D# | A# A#
G# G# | A# A#
D# D# | A# A#
G#
D# D# | A# A#
G# G# | A# A#
Cm Cm | Gm Gm
G# Cm
[verse]
Cm G# D# A#/D
I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
Cm G# A# D#/A# A#
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
G#dim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
Cm Cm7/A# F7/A
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
A#
I guess we'll table this for now
G# D# G7 Cm (D#)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
G# D# G7 Cm (D#)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell
G#
And we'll put this thing to bed
G#m
When I bash your head open
[chorus]
D# D# A# A# G# G# A# A#
All we want to do is eat your brains
D# D# A# A# G#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
D# D# A# A# G# G# A# A#
All we want to do is eat your brains
Cm Cm Gm Gm G#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
G# D# Fm7
If you open up the doors
G# D# G# A#
We'll all come inside and eat your
D# D#sus4 D#
brains